In today’s modern age, there are many different ways to enjoy our favorite plant, marijuana. You can smoke flower, and you can vape – you can even consume your THC via cookies, chocolates, gummies, or even drinks! It seems that there is no end to the number of creative ways that you can get your daily THC intake. In other words: This isn’t your grandpa’s weed!
Becoming more common every day are things like concentrates. Concentrates are things like wax, oil, and potent edibles that are simply more powerful than your traditional flower. Some traditional smokers aren’t yet ready to try these powerful versions of Mary J, opting to stick with what they know, but some are always looking for the latest and greatest strain.
Now we have the creation known as moonrocks, a true innovation and the pinnacle of cannabis consumption. Moonrocks are great for high chasers, herb lovers, and concentrate users alike; and here, you will learn all about them.
What Is A Moonrock?
A moonrock is a Frankenstein combination of THC goodness. A moonrock, traditionally, is a high-grade bud, layered with extremely potent concentrate like wax, then rolled in the kief of high-grade ganja.
That’s right; this one bud is essentially every intense smoking medium in one. These things are literally designed to be the most intense smoking experience you can imagine out of a flower, and they rise to the task.
How To Smoke A Moonrock
With as many layers as there are to moonrocks, many people may question how they even smoke them in the first place. Luckily, we’re here for you.
This is how you smoke a moonrock:
- Take your moonrock, and using something like a razor blade, cut it into small chunks.
- Pack a bowl of flower in your favorite smoking apparatus. This can be a glass pipe, a water bong, a gravity bong, anything you would usually pack a regular bowl of the herb in.
- Place a single small chunk of moonrock on top of the bowl of flower.
- Take a minute to prepare yourself to blast off.
- Slowly burn the moonrock, starting at the very tip. Your moonrock should begin to melt into your flower herb. Be careful not to let the moonrock ignite. If it does ignite, blow it out. One vital thing to remember is never to touch the hot moonrock. If you do, first of all you’ll be in for a sticky mess. It will stick to anything you touch, and I do mean anything. If you touch it with your bare flesh, not only will you be faced with a mess, you’ll also be faced with the fact that you have a burning hot glob stuck to whatever part of you that you touched it with. This can lead to significant and painful burns.
- Slowly inhale as you apply constant heat to the bowl, hold then exhale. You have now officially gotten on the ship.
After successfully hitting a bowl with moonrock on top of it, you probably want to give it a second before the next time you hit it. These hits are not for amateurs or the faint of heart, and they will definitely get you going.
How Strong Is Moonrock?
In a word, extremely. Moonrock isn’t something for the faint of heart. If you take a hit of a moonrock bowl, you better be ready to face levels of high that you’ve never encountered before.
Smoking a moonrock is like smoking a bowl of the dankest weed you’ve ever heard of, times ten, and then some. The only thing you can compare the high of moonrock to is the high from the most potent concentrates. In other words, moonrocks are not meant to be taken by the average consumer.
You will most definitely want to finish all of your daily tasks before embarking on a moonrock journey. In most cases, once you hit a moonrock bowl, you will be virtually catatonic for some time. This is not something that you want to smoke with a to-do list waiting.
Clear your schedule of anything besides kicking back and enjoying your next set of hours, as moonrock highs have been known to last into the next day in some cases. This is not the casual high that allows you to go on with your day as regularly scheduled.
How Much Does Moonrock Cost?
Now that you have an idea of what to expect when you toke up your first moonrock, how much will this ultimate smoking experience cost you? As with anything, there is a varying price range. In general, they generally cost about $30 a gram, so some daily smokers might be prepared to turn their noses up to this incredible item.
However, in this case, a little goes quite a long way. You used sparingly, and you can ultimately save money buying moonrock and extending the life of your regular bowls of weed exponentially. In other words, these little monster nuggets are designed with the greatest bang for your buck in mind.
Often, these tiny powerhouses can boast a THC content starting at 50%. For a quick comparison, the popular strain White Widow generally clocks in at about 17%.
Are Moonrocks Right For Me?
The incredible potency behind moonrocks means they probably aren’t for everyone. If you are not a seasoned smoker or a thrill-seeker, you probably don’t want to just jump into moonrocks. In general, moonrocks should be left to veteran smokers and weed aficionados.
For those of us, however, ready to take the dive and leap headfirst into an all-encompassing high, moonrocks are a surprisingly affordable and efficient way to experience some of the most intense highs marijuana has to offer.
If you have been looking to try a new experience or perhaps are looking for a gift to give a loved pothead, look no further than moonrocks to deliver the punch you’re looking for. Always make sure you have a safe space to enjoy and remember not to underestimate the power of this concentrate.
This is not something you should do planning to go along with your daily journey. Other than that, toke up friends! You are about to experience the pinnacle of modern smoking.
